I grew up listening to the Fuckhole Family Players, the pride of Azwipe County, Missouri. There were no finer people in the world, which makes me sad when I reflect on how the ravages of time have winnowed out the Fuckhole family, with Fiddlin' Ed as the sole remaining representative of this beloved and gifted line. Ever since "Changeling" Ted Fuckhole died in '04, Fiddlin' Ed just hasn't been the same. I've been to performances in which Fiddlin' Ed has sometimes even forgotten to bring his fiddle. So he'd stand there, fiddlin' with himself. For the entire forty-minute set.
It's kind of sad, when you really think about it. God bless those Fuckholes.
Keester and Russel are just a cheap knockoff of Banjo and Sullivan. By the way, no one's seen Banjo and Sullivan around for awhile...anyone know what happened to them?
Fiddlin' Ed Fuckhole? NO WAY.
ReplyDeleteI grew up listening to the Fuckhole Family Players, the pride of Azwipe County, Missouri. There were no finer people in the world, which makes me sad when I reflect on how the ravages of time have winnowed out the Fuckhole family, with Fiddlin' Ed as the sole remaining representative of this beloved and gifted line. Ever since "Changeling" Ted Fuckhole died in '04, Fiddlin' Ed just hasn't been the same. I've been to performances in which Fiddlin' Ed has sometimes even forgotten to bring his fiddle. So he'd stand there, fiddlin' with himself. For the entire forty-minute set.
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of sad, when you really think about it. God bless those Fuckholes.
Is this some kind fuckin joke r somthin? Ist retarded shit.
ReplyDeleteSmiley Cerberus is way hotter than Billy Ray. I'd tap that.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't lived til you've seen ten Downs Syndrome couples square dancing. Just sayin'. ;)
ReplyDeleteI spent some time in solitary wit Fiddlin' when I was in Statesville...
ReplyDeleteKeester and Russel are just a cheap knockoff of Banjo and Sullivan. By the way, no one's seen Banjo and Sullivan around for awhile...anyone know what happened to them?
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