All about us is impenetrable darkness. The universe is an abyss of night, expanding forever into unlimited nothingness. Horror is the only thing that is real. We are born dead. God is the Supreme Sadist, and human groans of anguish are the sweetest music to his ears. Madness, cruelty and malignant hatred are the highest attributes of the misshapen hominids who stalk this haunted planet with cannibalistic hunger. The stench of a billion corpses piled as high as a mountain is the fetid perfume that wafts on the scorched winds of this fully realized Hell on Earth. Everything is blackness, and all is for naught, for naught, for naught...
Thank you, Stefan Zyborq's Destroyers of Truth, for opening my eyes and setting me free.
You realize, don't you, that "Stefan Zyborq" is actually Steve Syburg, author of "The Joy of Happiness" and its sequel, "The Happiness of Joy," and the guy who wrote the lyrics to "Happiness is a Warm Bun"?
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Robert Salami is just Big John Sausage lite.
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ReplyDeleteAll about us is impenetrable darkness. The universe is an abyss of night, expanding forever into unlimited nothingness. Horror is the only thing that is real. We are born dead. God is the Supreme Sadist, and human groans of anguish are the sweetest music to his ears. Madness, cruelty and malignant hatred are the highest attributes of the misshapen hominids who stalk this haunted planet with cannibalistic hunger. The stench of a billion corpses piled as high as a mountain is the fetid perfume that wafts on the scorched winds of this fully realized Hell on Earth. Everything is blackness, and all is for naught, for naught, for naught...
ReplyDeleteThank you, Stefan Zyborq's Destroyers of Truth,
for opening my eyes and setting me free.
P.S. Are you hiring?
You realize, don't you, that "Stefan Zyborq" is actually Steve Syburg, author of "The Joy of Happiness" and its sequel, "The Happiness of Joy," and the guy who wrote the lyrics to "Happiness is a Warm Bun"?
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