The Blues Blowhard Society had its charter revoked in 2005. This being so, the above Blues Fest constituted an illegal presentation, and will result in certain legal actions. Discerning aficionados will easily recognize the third-water blues "talents" in this illicit festival for what and who they are. From the statutory rape convictions of Big John Sausage, to the armed mayhem charges against the Blues Clowns, to the peroxide shoplifting conviction of Blonde Lemon Jefferson, this veritable rogue's gallery represent the absolute seamiest underbelly of the cherished tradition that is the Blues, and in no way whatsoever is endorsed by the National Blues Coalition. Be assured that this situation is being closely monitored, and any future presentations by the Blues Blowhard Society will be met with intervention by Coalition forces.
The Blues Blowhard Society had its charter revoked in 2005. This being so, the above Blues Fest constituted an illegal presentation, and will result in certain legal actions. Discerning aficionados will easily recognize the third-water blues "talents" in this illicit festival for what and who they are. From the statutory rape convictions of Big John Sausage, to the armed mayhem charges against the Blues Clowns, to the peroxide shoplifting conviction of Blonde Lemon Jefferson, this veritable rogue's gallery represent the absolute seamiest underbelly of the cherished tradition that is the Blues, and in no way whatsoever is endorsed by the National Blues Coalition. Be assured that this situation is being closely monitored, and any future presentations by the Blues Blowhard Society will be met with intervention by Coalition forces.
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